When it is acceptable to be a thoughtless bastard

Conrad and Jordan’s Couch Campaign continues

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There are not many times when being an inconsiderate jerk to somebody winds up being to the benefit of everyone involved, and BattleBlock Theater should be celebrated for providing such opportunities. Sure, Jordan repeatedly steps on my head (which drives me into water or spikes or just to the bottom of a lengthy climb), but it’s totally worth it for him to grab a gem or reach a ledge. Totally.

And make sure you watch all the way to the end of our next episode for a shocking twist to the story. I don’t want to spoil anything, but there’s Ragtime. Who doesn’t love Ragtime?

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