[Once again, it’s me. Be sure to read me this time! Droobies post here is a special occassion, since we want to give some more stuff for the community. There’ll be a metric f***ton of stuff coming later in the year too, but here’s a chance to grab some PAX swag. THIS IS NOT AN OFFICIAL DESTRUCTOID CONTEST. If droobies screws the whole thing up and doesn’t send you prizes, there’s nothing we can do. So please, remember that! — DMV]
As some of you may have read, I was a recent contestant at the Treasurebox game show hosted by Chatterbox. Even though I lost miserably, I still came home with a bunch of free crap. So, for letting you all down by my lackluster performance, it only feels right to give this stuff away to the community that I horribly represented in points accumulated, but faithfully represented in jackassery and personality.
Here’s the catch: You need to work your magic in MS Paint or whatever the Mac equivalent would be to MS Paint. The more epic lulz you are able to produce, the better the prize pack will be. So work your skills on the photos that are down below in the gallery.
The first place prize pack includes:
Logitech G5 Laser (PEW PEW PEW) Mouse & Command & Conquer 3 PC DVD
The second place prize pack includes:
Nyko Remote for teh PSTRIPLES!!!1 & .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth Special Edition w/ Limited Edition Action Figure
The third place prize pack includes:
Nyko Intercooler Rev. 2 (Black) & Xbox Live Patch & Blank Gamertag Button (PAX schwag)
You gave until September the 5th to enter, winners will be chosen shortly thereafter. Post your entries in the comments section below. “Good luck! You’ll need it!”
The funniest entry per person will be selected. In other words, even if you have 3 hilarious entries, you’ll only get rewarded for the funniest one. Offer not valid in blah blah blah blah blah, and Rhode Island.